Housed in a double-wide trailer (for real) and next to a sleazy strip motel (also, for real), disappointing ladies shake and shimmy on a tiny pit-style stage. Pro tip: with so many blacklights inside, remember to wear your white pants. Also, the Outlaw motorcycle gang represented with a couple of people rocking their colors! There were 100% more people wearing head bandanas than I expected-saw like 6 dudes wearing them. They take turns reading the club’s Yelp reviews from a single cell phone, which they pass between them.Įvery dancer working was cute, with the exception of one. Their lips are chapped and their calves are rosy and their exhales hang in the cold air in front of their faces, nowhere to go. The afternoon-shift dancers outside the Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen’s Club wear parkas with fur-lined collars and smoke their cigarettes, waiting for the gentlemen to arrive. The yellow three-track potato sack slide is encased in ice, and the go-kart tarps are encased in ice, and the Paul Bunyan chain-saw carving has grown a beard of icicles so tentacular one can’t help but imagine him having been recovered from one of Verne’s deeper leagues. Celebrating the old-fashioned way: at an African-themed indoor water park in Wisconsin.
